she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
(Source: itsvondell)
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
When you say something really witty without thinking about it and you’re just like:
yeah but do vaginas get itchy
is the sky blue
is water wet
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
(Source: terezisprite2)
The Equality Illusion (via lesilencieux)
scary.
(via fuckyeahfeminists)
(Source: thoughtfulcynic)
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy



